Shiny straight hair, a hard nipple on a small tit.
A tight little ass that takes dicks too big to fit.

Ankle socks, thick hard cocks, white couch fuck-ings…
These are a few of my favourite things.

(Source: m-n-mj)

That. Ass.

With the slow lift of that amazing negligee.

Don’t think. Let your hands reach out, curious and gentle. That is an ass that should be treated with reverence, and thoughtful care.

Ohhhhh Canada.

We’re pretty reliable at a few core competencies:

• playing hockey
• catching fish
• giving head
• snowboarding
• being comfortable getting naked outside

Yes. It absolutely is better up here. 

You all know my policy.

Jean shorts = automatic reblog. Especially on tight, tanned ass like this.

I’ve been wearing my hair in a ponytail lately, and have been wondering if it is too young/immature a look for business and/or sex appeal. This photo is making me think that I’m good though.

Turn around.

I want to press you against the wall, pull out a strap-on and fuck that look off your face.

(Source: libraryvixen)

Glitter Muff’s Guide to Fall Fashion

These aren’t your mother’s fall sweaters! Update a classic look with tailored construction, unidentifiable colours, and playful accents like ruffles and pleats. 

Consider wearing one to the next gangbang you go to that’s in a Walmart Dining Room Showroom on top of a table barely covered with a parachute!

That said, I do love a disinterested girl in dirty porn.

This moment, am I right?

That tender moment that happens shortly after the hottest, most vigorous sex, when you’re just waking up from the orgasm comas, sweaty and thirsty and cuddly.

Gob: Who fucked the business model? 

[Pause for effect]

Gob: I did! I fucked the business model.

- Arrested Development. Single greatest comedy show of the last five years.

That. Ass. Is. Ridiculous.

Seriously. No wonder he can’t keep his hands off of it.

I bet he spends most of their time together devising ways to lay his rough man hands on it, sliding under her skirt and down her waistband, barely concealed in public under tablecloths and behind plants.

A fastidious man, he was pleased to discover that Kumiko took such pleasure in his slow, controlling exploration of her body’s nooks and crannies.