Oh come on. She’s not even playing. 

Honey, I’ve been you may times. And sitting backwards on a chair, barely looking at the gaming system? So not how it goes.

Shoot this again. Show me his hunger and heat, and juxtapose it against her indifferent distraction. Make me see that he wants it bad enough to take whatever careless and disinterested attention she can spare from Mario and Luigi. Then I’m down for it.

This girls school is regularly scored near the lowest ranking for academics.

That said, this girl proooobably doesn’t need to know a lot about geography to continue successfully down her path in life.

(Source: sleaze)

“Cocaine is a hell of a drug.”

- Rick James

Strange city; dark night. The air seems thicker and sweeter than where you live.

She takes your cock out. Ignores the sharp gravel pressing into her bare knees. You can’t believe you’re doing thi— oh. fuck. yes.

Of course I’ve fantasized about doing a rock band in a high priced hotel room.

It’s silent but for the slurping sound as I bob between their thick cocks, my fresh little mouth trailing strings of spit. I hear one moan “so fucking hot”. His voice is thick and throaty, not meant to be heard. 

I cum on their fucking legs.

Sure they can keep the photos.

Glitter Muff’s Guide to Fall Fashion

These aren’t your mother’s fall sweaters! Update a classic look with tailored construction, unidentifiable colours, and playful accents like ruffles and pleats. 

Consider wearing one to the next gangbang you go to that’s in a Walmart Dining Room Showroom on top of a table barely covered with a parachute!

That said, I do love a disinterested girl in dirty porn.

This photo makes me want to have one of those CSI Miami image enhancers just so I can take in all of the detail happening in the background.

It looks like a cheap hotel room… but is there something sinister lurking in the dark?

I kind of feel like all I’ve been seeing on PervTumblr today are animated gifs.

This might be the hottest.

Don’t judge me. I mean… come on.

I fucking hate Terry Richardson. 

If you want to shoot porn, shoot porn.

Don’t trick fucking French Vogue into sending broken-down MC2 models to your extravagant sets so that you can pull your pathetic dick out pretending it’s the great on-set equalizer and hoping that they’re desperate and sad enough to blow you before you shoot them on white backgrounds with you in frame in your redundant Vice Mag throwbacks.

I’m told most people that work with him hate his fucking guts.