I don’t know how this scene started, but I’ve got a pretty good idea about how this scene might have ended!

<wakka wakka>

The parent peeking in is hilarious, but how great is this photo in general, with the tube socks, fresh sheets and authentic retro posters?

I have a feeling that this is a boy I would date, six years later when he’s a hot, grown-up illustration intern. He’d tell me about this moment while we lie in bed Saturday morning, his “most embarrassing sexual experience” story. I’d laugh; rub him hard; keep him on his back for another hour or so.

Or, he might be gay. Guys with this stiff, masculine grace are sometimes gay. I’m not mad about it, I just… mmmm…

(Source: humansaremegafauna)

Okay, so, um… then the alien… robot… um… ticklish… mind control… 

No. I got nothing.

Nothing but love for this vintage disco muff robot sex party that is!

Don’t fuck with her.

Her coke dealer boyfriend Carlos WILL tear your face off.

It’s the 80’s, bitches! What did you expect?

You know that nerdy guy you beat up in high school?

He’s super rich now, and bought himself THIS for his birthday last year.

How is your job at HR Block going these days?

She should totally be in charge of Girl Scouts of America, and any other organization responsible for guiding young ladies towards being awesome, funny, sex-positive drunks.

Jon.

Bon.

Jovi.

That is all.

I’m not even kidding, it’s from an Egotastic gallery.

This photo is well-styled and kind of awesome. 

Here I am with some banter-ey comment on the lingerie chest and the fact that… OMIFUCKINGGODBURGERSTACK BURGER STACK! GIGANTIC BURGER STACK!

That makes it officially the hottest photo of all time.

[In my mind, ‘hot’ and ‘weird’ are really good friends.]