But if you could watch? Unnoticed?

You know it’s wrong - the girl deserves her privacy - and yet there you are. Your lights off. Still and silent, although there’s no way she could hear you. Look at her. She wants you to fuck her so badly. Rubbing herself hard and wild in your absence.

Your shutter snaps.

It’s wrong. You know.

But if you could?

Everyone should have at least one experience in their lives where desire for another body completely overcomes proper social protocol.

Me, I’ve had that a few times. (Top of my head: Air in concert 2001, Kits Beach 2006, Vancouver General Hospital 2008. Wow, I’d forgotten about that last one. That boyfriend was a kinky, kinky man…)

(Source: lordschuft)

I’m leaving to meet a close friend for brunch.

That said, it’s Saturday morning and I’m horny as hell.

Am I horny enough to crawl under tables like a dog, reaching frantically into the crotches of strange men, my sudden, panting breath making their cocks jump?

Well, I guess all I can say to that is you never know.